I Accept Your Challenge

It’s a long standing joke in my family that I’m not the best cook. It’s a joke that has been rightfully earned after a long series of mishaps. There was the time I showed up at a family gathering with a strawberry pie that was really just soup in a pie shell. I had misread the recipe. I still brought it to the party in hopes by some sort of miracle the pie would set up. A normal person would have just kept it at home and said they forgot it. There was also the time in my life when I thought baking powder and baking soda was interchangeable. It is not. This has produced many rock hard bakery goods that are not edible for human consumption. Even the birds will not touch them. I know because I’ve tried. Even with figuring out my logical mistakes, many things still do not turn out. This is due to my inability to stay on task and read a recipe the whole way through or skip the parts that I just don’t feel are that important.

Needless to say, my family got wise and began requesting jars of pickles or sliced cheese for me to bring to the family gatherings.

I am trying to be better though and miraculously, I’ve been having some success. I make homemade tortillas on a regular basis and a couple of weeks ago I made homemade cinnamon rolls. I told my mom and she couldn’t believe it. I’ve NEVER had any luck with yeast or dough so this was a major accomplishment.

Instead of just patting me on the back, my mom gave me a challenge. Apparently, telling my mom that I made ONE batch of cinnamon rolls that people were able to eat has now launched me on par with a master chef in her eyes.

She handed me a recipe. My jaw dropped when I read the title. It was for Elephant Tracks. I LOVED these as a kid. I requested my mom to make these all of the time. She made them occasionally. She said they were a really big pain in the butt to make. In fact, they must have been such a big thorn in her side that I don’t think I’ve had one since I was 10 years old.

I read the recipe and realized this was beyond my…. one batch of cinnamon roll capabilities… but a challenge is a challenge. I accepted.

I took the recipe home and set to work. The first mistake I made was inviting my kids to help me. My kids generally help me in the kitchen (mainly because I do need help) but this is not a recipe to have kids help with. You need every bit of brain power you have to maneuver your way through this recipe. You cannot be expected to remember whose turn it is to dump the flour in or break up the argument of which kid is better at cracking eggs.

After getting the dough made and shooing the kids out, I collected my thoughts and let the dough rest.

I returned to the kitchen to complete the final task of rolling out the dough and then rolling it up into a spiral…very similar to making cinnamon buns. However, this dough was too gooey and instead of doctoring it with more flour and letting it rest again, I plunged forward and just kind of smooshed it all together. I felt defeated at this point and was shaking my fist at my mom in my head.

I put my Elephant Tracks in the oven and expected I had just started heating up my next joke.

15 minutes later, the timer dinged and alerted me that the culinary gods were shining down on me. I don’t remember my mom’s Elephant Tracks looking like this, but they tasted every bit as good. Somehow, in the oven, my smooshed up dough turned into a crispy, soft, buttery sweet piece of pure delight!

Apparently, there’s just no way to mess up anything containing this much butter and sugar. Go ahead, I challenge you!

Elephant Tracks

Elephant Tracks

Ingredients

  • ½ C. scalded milk
  • 2 Tbsp. shortening
  • ¼ C. sugar
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 pkg. dry yeast dissolved in ¼ C. lukewarm water
  • 2 beaten egg yolks or 1 whole egg
  • 2 ½ C. flour
  • 1 ¾ C. sugar
  • 1 tsp. cinnamon
  • ¼ C.  melted butter

Directions

  • Combine scalded milk, shortening, sugar and salt. Cool to lukewarm.
  • Dissolve yeast in the water. Add to first mixture.
  • Stir in eggs
  • Add flour all at once
  • The dough should be very stiff and should be worked until smooth
  • Turn dough out on floured board and let rest for 10 minutes
  • Mix together the 1 ¾ C. sugar and 1 tsp. cinnamon
  • Roll dough into rectangle
  • Brush with melted butter and sprinkle with cinnamon/sugar mixture.
  • Roll up and seal edges
  • Cut slices 1 inch thick
  • Working with one slice at a time, place both sides of slice into cinnamon/sugar mixture.
  • Place on greased baking sheet and flatten with hand.
  • Let rise for 30 minutes.
  • Bake at 325 degrees for 15-18 minutes
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25 responses

  1. yum! If you think this recipe is a bear, you should try homemade croissants. I would’ve never tried this at home but it was what we made in the culinary baking class I was in one week. I have come to realize that they are worth every cent that one would pay for them in the bakery, maybe more.

  2. They sort of do look like elephant ears don’t they? Large and floppy. I’ve never heard of Elephant Ears but I know my girls would love to make these, even if just for their namesake. Will let you know when we do!

    • I’m so happy to hear you’re not afraid to tackle these! You must let me know when you do, I’m dying to know how they’re really supposed to look! I googled it after I made them to see how they should look but all I found was recipes with no pictures!

  3. Yum! I’m not too keen any kind of baking that is very complicated. I burn cookies a lot! I tend to keep with the no bake desserts when I have to bring something somewhere. Banana bread is about as complicated as I get!

    Good job on not giving up and getting those yummy treats made. I probably would have thrown my hands up and made a no bake cheesecake. 🙂

    • I burn stuff a lot too! I think it’s better that way. That way my family doesn’t have too high of expectations. On the first day of school I burnt the chocolate chip cookies I made for the kid’s after school snack. They were still grateful!! LOL!

  4. Not sure that I’d ever be up for the challenge. Me and dough just don’t mix. It scares me! An onion, garlic, and a tender steak, are more up my alley. I have to applaud you Melissa because these Elephant Tracks look amazing for you’re first try. Sounds like you’ll be able to pass down your mother’s tradition! 🙂

  5. You lost me at scalded milk. I skimmed thereafter and noticed the words “dissolve” and “yeast”. I’m out. That’s why God invented bakeries. Also, I have never even heard of “elephant tracks” (outside of Nat Geo programming, of course). LOL!

  6. Good job, mother! I really love to cook, though it’s only as time allows these days. However, I am petrified of yeast! It just seems like such a sensitive ingredient. But you halfway have me convinced to try your recipe. I’ll have to see if I can work up the courage 🙂

  7. The calories are just ballooning my body looking at them! lol I do love working with yeast..putting it into a bowl and covering with a tea-towel and watching it grow before your eyes though 🙂 thanks for the recipe.

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