It was going to be GREAT!
It was going to be EPIC!
It was going to go down in history as the funniest moment in our family’s history of all time!
I was so sure April Fool’s Day of 2012 was going to be the best of all that I laid awake the night before giddy with excitement!
I woke up early and prepared the kid’s oatmeal. I then tracked down my son’s little plastic bug and lizard collection and sunk them in the oatmeal with only the heads and antennas poking out!
I grabbed my video camera and called the kids to the table.
I was absolutely certain that oatmeal was going to go flying everywhere. Even though oatmeal is the same equivalency as Super Glue when it comes to trying to clean it off of walls, I didn’t care! This was going to be epic after all so it was the price I was willing to pay.
I was absolutely certain there was going to be screaming. Shrieks so loud and earth-shattering that our neighbors would come knocking on our door out of concern. This was going to be so funny that it was entirely worth it!
The children approached the table and stared into their bowls for a second. Simultaneously, my son and daughter pulled the plastic bug out of their bowl, looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and muttered, “I wonder how toys got into our bowls.”
No oatmeal flying all over. No screaming.
It was an April Fool’s Fail.
Yesterday, April Fool’s Day 2013 rolled around. I actually forgot about it. It’s really not fair that it was the day after Easter, a Monday, and my daughter wasn’t feeling too well. There was just too much going on that I didn’t have time to plan one of my favorite days of the year.
At lunchtime, after I finally realized what day it was, I decided that I was going to try the old bug trick again. Certainly last year had to be a fluke.
I served the kids their lunch and called them to the table. They approached the table and stared into their bowls.
No noodles flying all over. No screaming.
From now on I’m just going to keep these pranks to myself, because in my head it was epic and it was great!