Manufacturers have come up with ways to artificially flavor medicine so that children will gladly consume it. Yet, in this 21st century we are still struggling to get our kids to eat their vegetables. Therefore, I have compiled a few ideas that if manufacturers were to use to artificially flavor vegetables, I know that kids would gobble them right up:
Dirt Flavored Broccoli
Cat Food Flavored Spinach
Bug Flavored Beets
Booger Flavored Cauliflower
2 Month Old Cheerio Stuck in Couch Cushion Flavored Carrots
Pre-chewed Gum Stuck to Underside of Restaurant Table Flavored Brussel Sprouts
With these exciting new flavors available, your children will soon be saying, “More vegetables please!”
A powerful message lay before me the other morning when I saw my 7 year old daughter, Iris, sleeping in her bed with this right next to her:
Kitty in her bed
It may look like a stuffed kitten wrapped in a blanket in a little bed but it said much more to me than that.
The kitten she’s had for some time but the blanket and bed are new.
The blanket was made by Iris about a month ago. My mom and I were canning beets at my mom’s house. Grandma let the kids dye cloth in the beet juice as a fun activity and learning experience.
The blanket Iris made by dyeing a white scrap of fabric in beet juice
The bed is a box that contained 60 new pencils I purchased recently for school supplies. I was going to throw the box away when Iris asked if she could keep it. I scrunched up my eyes and shrugged my shoulders and said, “Sure.” I had no idea why she would want this.
The pencil box Iris used for Kitty’s bed
I do now.
Iris has plenty of doll blankets. Iris has doll beds for her Barbie dolls that are being occupied but none the less I’m sure they would have shared.
Iris made these two things by herself.
That makes these so much more special than anything I could have bought for her.
Kids don’t need expensive toys.
A cardboard box and scrap of fabric will do just fine.