Manufacturers have come up with ways to artificially flavor medicine so that children will gladly consume it. Yet, in this 21st century we are still struggling to get our kids to eat their vegetables. Therefore, I have compiled a few ideas that if manufacturers were to use to artificially flavor vegetables, I know that kids would gobble them right up:
Dirt Flavored Broccoli
Cat Food Flavored Spinach
Bug Flavored Beets
Booger Flavored Cauliflower
2 Month Old Cheerio Stuck in Couch Cushion Flavored Carrots
Pre-chewed Gum Stuck to Underside of Restaurant Table Flavored Brussel Sprouts
With these exciting new flavors available, your children will soon be saying, “More vegetables please!”
